So last weekend all of us ladies and a few gentlemen (15 total) went out for a night on the town in a rented party bus in honor of SweetPea’s day of birth. We started this celebration at 330 in the afternoon. Our goal was to change bars every hour until bar close. Sad to say we accomplished this mission.
Bar ONE: hanging out with “older” gentlemen who purchased us 3 rounds of shots (including the men of the group)
Inbetween bars we supplied ourselves with cases of beer to quench any extra thirst we may have on the roadtrips.
Bar TWO: SkinniBitch and I, now with a solid buzz, decide it is time to challenge people to pool games. The unsuspecting people who have been running the table all night almost resist the chance to play us. Little do they know, we felt bad for them and didnt place bets. They break, My turn first and I make 2 balls in easy. They make 1. SkinniBitch ”misses” . they miss. We let SweetPea have a turn where she misses the ball completely and takes another shot, this time hitting one of their balls. they go, and are starting to be a little more polite at this point but still only make one ball in. for those of you keeping track we have 2 down, they have 1. At this point we are getting ready to leave so SkinniBitch runs the table, ending the game. We tell them good game and walk away. Their mouths hit the floor as two of the hottest women they have probably seen in their lives walk out the door. no big.
Bus: I go to my corner in the back of the bus. grab a beer. realize my coozie is in a strategic location at the front of the bus. I had put it here for multiple reasons, one being I wouldnt loose it. I get up to grab it. As I am stepping over our cooler the bus starts. I fall on the cooler. Note to self: never again buy cheap foam coolers, if you fall on them, they will break into a million little pieces. Everyonewill laugh at you. Luckily they will be laughing to hardat you to get any pictures.
Bar THREE: it is now 7:30. we are behind because of the old men at bar ONE buying us shots. We run into the bar, quickly using the bathroom and buying SweetPea more shots. SassyRed and SunShine decide here is a good time to hit on some younger guys and we all get free drinks. I pass mine to BbDoll because I feel bad about already falling and smashing the cooler, figure its definitly time to lay off the booze for a bit. Other than the free drinks and easy conversation with a group of adults at a table nothing really exciting happens here.
Bus: people getting tipsy. SassyRed and her boy have a SLOPPY make out randomly in the corner. Everyone points and laughs, some take pictures for later blackmail. BbDoll realizes the fun of having a stripper pole in the middle of the bus. We make the driver take an extra lap before going to the next bar.
Bar Four: 9:30. Run into bar. SweetPea accidently carries beer into bar. Owner gets in her face. SweetPea screams at owner not realizing it is the owner. We immediately get kicked out. They wont even let us use the bathroom. 11 of the 15 run to side of bar. pee there. then back on bus. Off we go.
Bus: Finally we all realize the ice is melting all over the floor from my butt smashing the cooler. Stop at a shop on the side of the road. I run in and buy 35 dollar cooler. only choice other than another foam and lets be honest, we already learned our lesson that THOSE arent going to hold up at all! Scoop all ice into cooler by hand, clean up any water on ground.
Bar Five: 10:00ish? stop at a corner with a few bars in the area. we all disperse. Bus takes SweetPea home in another hour. BbDoll and SkinniBitch find some hot men to talk to the rest of the night. SassyRed disappears with the boyfriend as does SunShine. I make out with random friend that I have known for years. Successful night? I think so.
